Oops...

Eating good for two days

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DiGiorno Pizza for dinner

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Dun...nuh  Dun...nuh  Dun...nuh

Dundundundun Dundundundun DundunDUNDUN

SHART!


Well, on the bright side, my mom just bought a big honkin' blender.  Then she sent me on a frozen fruit spree.  So I got a bunch, along with protein powder, wheat germ, and flax seed.

One less excuse.

Okay.  Lemme recover from tonight's episode.

Later.
-Justin

Coming Attractions

The Construction of Perro Sexivo 4.0

Starts tomorrow at a gym establishment near you.

Rated R for graphic language.

The sequel, Perro Sexivo and the Quest for the V, will be rated XXX.

Later.
-Justin

And, now, some cinematic music.

I thought Fat Frank was dead...

I woke him up.

Not working out.  Eating garbage.  It's having an impact on my thought process.

I told myself I'd try to get back into the comedy scene this summer, to be more social, but I'm retreating further and further into my shell.

This needs to stop.

How often have I said that?

Friday.  Workout.  Dammit.

Before I self destruct.

I need to self construct.

Later.
-Justin

Just call me Murphy...

Foot hurting again.  But it doesn't feel like gout.  Tendonitis?  Dunno.

Ordered my new glasses on Monday.  Got them on Wednesday.  The prescription was so messed up that I had to change to my old glasses halfway home.

Then, while driving with my new glasses, my car started smoking like the old lady from Beetlejuice.

ARGH.

Luckily my brother in law fixes cars.

But what was first thought to be just the belt turned out to be worse.  Turns out the new air compressor I got in March is celebrating the 4th of July early and sparking.  It's under warranty, so hopefully I'll only have to deal with labor.  But I think I have to tow it to the place...I can't drive it that far...

As for the glasses, they admitted to messing up the right lens, but said my prescription wasn't right and needs to be fine tuned.  So guess what I'm doing on Thursday...

I just wanna work out and do things...

Dammit.

Ah, well.

Later.
-Justin

And...

Shoes are here!

And holy crap they are light.  Like, really light.

Gonna just go out with them tomorrow and see how they feel in everyday use.

Also DLed a couple TV seasons for my iPod.  Something different and lightweight to play while working out: Search for the Next Elvira and Who Wants To Be A Superhero?

Anyhow, I'm gonna watch a bit of TV.  And then watch Hall Pass.  Because I need something funny.

Later.
-Justin

Still no shoes...

Dude at Foot Locker said seven days.  It's been nine.

Maybe he meant business days.  Or maybe the Nike Free Runs are harder to find in clown size.

Just finished day one of the GNC 2-Day Body Cleaning Program.  Immediately after the first dose, I got a major case of the boom-boom-squishy-squishies.  Now I have the farty gas.

Yes, I know I'm the king of TMI.

Anywho, I can't wait to get the new shoes so I can go back to working out.

BTW, I entered my screenplay into a contest.  I'll find out the results in November.  Next paycheck, I'll have enough to enter it into another...::fingers crossed::

Okay.  Gonna relax.

Good night.

-Justin

I'm waiting...I'm waiting...

So...

Still no shoes...

Hopefully they'll be here soon.

I don't wanna go to the gym with my old ones, because I think they helped contribute to my gout flareup.  They're so worn down that they're practically tie-up slippers.

C'mon shoes...get here...

Later.
-Justin

Another "moment of clarity," or something...

This gout is the worst flareup I've had in three years.

I was around this weight three years ago.

And my diet was just as shitty.

Because of my lifestyle, I ended up losing around $260 this past week.  $150 in lost wages from calling out.  Another $110 in doctor visits/meds.

This has to stop, dammit.

I took today to make a step.  Not necessarily a complete overhaul, but a step.

Half a sandwich instead of a whole for lunch.  Grilled chicken and rice from Chili's instead of Chicken Crispers and double fries.

Also ordered some new shoes.  Nike Free Runs.  They oughta be here by next week.  My feet will have more support and I'll feel better when I exercise.  Hence, I'll be better equipped to bring Sexy Back.

Okay.  Lemme get this last piece of my screenplay reworked before the Wednesday deadline.

Later.
-Justin

Back from doc...

Got a bunch of prescriptions.  My foot should be better in a couple days.

Also got a painkiller.  First time I've ever been prescribed one for this.  Yeah.  It's that bad.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna conk out.

Later.
-Justin

To the doc...

Going to the doc tomorrow.  My foot is throbbing.  Practically has its own heartbeat.

Gonna end up missing 12 hours of work because of this crap.  Something new has to happen.

Doesn't help matters that I haven't had caffeine of any kind in two days.  And on Sunday I had two NOS energy drinks.  That's like a massive eight ball before going to rehab.

Kill me.

Well, not really.  Just cut off my foot.

Later.
-Justin