Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Oops...

Eating good for two days

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DiGiorno Pizza for dinner

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Dun...nuh  Dun...nuh  Dun...nuh

Dundundundun Dundundundun DundunDUNDUN

SHART!


Well, on the bright side, my mom just bought a big honkin' blender.  Then she sent me on a frozen fruit spree.  So I got a bunch, along with protein powder, wheat germ, and flax seed.

One less excuse.

Okay.  Lemme recover from tonight's episode.

Later.
-Justin

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Coming Attractions

The Construction of Perro Sexivo 4.0

Starts tomorrow at a gym establishment near you.

Rated R for graphic language.

The sequel, Perro Sexivo and the Quest for the V, will be rated XXX.

Later.
-Justin

And, now, some cinematic music.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

I thought Fat Frank was dead...

I woke him up.

Not working out.  Eating garbage.  It's having an impact on my thought process.

I told myself I'd try to get back into the comedy scene this summer, to be more social, but I'm retreating further and further into my shell.

This needs to stop.

How often have I said that?

Friday.  Workout.  Dammit.

Before I self destruct.

I need to self construct.

Later.
-Justin

Friday, July 1, 2011

Just call me Murphy...

Foot hurting again.  But it doesn't feel like gout.  Tendonitis?  Dunno.

Ordered my new glasses on Monday.  Got them on Wednesday.  The prescription was so messed up that I had to change to my old glasses halfway home.

Then, while driving with my new glasses, my car started smoking like the old lady from Beetlejuice.

ARGH.

Luckily my brother in law fixes cars.

But what was first thought to be just the belt turned out to be worse.  Turns out the new air compressor I got in March is celebrating the 4th of July early and sparking.  It's under warranty, so hopefully I'll only have to deal with labor.  But I think I have to tow it to the place...I can't drive it that far...

As for the glasses, they admitted to messing up the right lens, but said my prescription wasn't right and needs to be fine tuned.  So guess what I'm doing on Thursday...

I just wanna work out and do things...

Dammit.

Ah, well.

Later.
-Justin